Funny Message from Tim Cumper

  

ORIGINALLY POSTED AT: http://jepoy.bengero.com/2008/09/funny-message-from-tim-cumper.html

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Don’t you just love this guy? I received a funny mail from Tim Cumper (AKA Ellumbra, Philcorrupt, Nemesis, Capuccini) the other day. It reads,

ellumbra – Sep 6, 2008 11:17 AM

jepoy you are such a meddlesome twat, it is activity like yours that keeps me going, posting, blogging about the despicable scam that you seem incapable of admitting is true – even though you know perfectly well IT IS TRUE.
Hev you nothing better to do with your life than MEDDLE in other people’s business?
Are you so pathetically insecure and lacking in self-respect that you have to stand up for these CRIMINALS?
By the way, where’s the answer to your LETTER TO THE HOSPITAL?
You’re just a COWARD – come and join the MySpace group – I dare you to – you feeble minded twat.
But thanks for all the fun.

Activity like mine? The last entry I made about his crap was last April 30. APRIL FCK*NG 30.

Cumper said, “Hev you nothing better to do with your life than MEDDLE in other people’s business?” Actually, I do have lots of “better” things to do in life that I completely ignored all Tim Cumper’s posts after my April 30, 2008 blog entry.

Maybe you should face the mirror and ask that question to yourself eh, Mr. Cumper?

Reading through the entire blog of Rester, stalking the blog of Lalaine, stalking Spanky’s blog, stalking Reyna Elena, stalking Chuvaness, creating the “Scammers Club” (which by the way I have filed for possible future lawsuits), replying to every comment on the Filipina Images’ Conned by a Filipina post, stalking… err reading the entire blog of a blogger who have blogged about you and posting comments on those blogs at the same time, branding some of the TMB folks thieves, reading through half of the Man-Blog forum and stalking Steel to obtain this information:

On March 23rd – Jepoy thought he would branch out on to his mate’s site The Man Blog and stir up more response from there, which illicted uninformed comments from one or two of the members – including “Steel” – following a trail what do we find?

A band called “Lose Your Beer Belly.”

“We are Lose Your Beer Belly, a totally awesome blues/rock band who will blow you away. We are made up of:

* Julius “Bok” Balagtas – Vocals
* Lauren Dado – Guitars
* Reginald “Perf” Perfecto – Lead Guitars
* Ade Magnaye – Bass
* Jake Manlulo – Drums

And thanks to Noemi Dado for the video.”

“So, huh, yeah – like – those are going to be unbiased comments eh, Jepoy? Gosh!”

Thick as thieves . . .

So who’s the one who “Hev [you] nothing better to do with your life than MEDDLE in other people’s business?” Judging from your stalking activities… IT’S YOU!

Yeah, you were right about one thing. This was fun, and it still is. Thanks to you I’ve met a lot of new people like Rester and Reyna Elena.

Sorry Tim Cumper, I have better things to do. I don’t have the time to read all your crap on the internet and reply to each one of them. And I don’t have the time to create a MySpace profile. Case you didn’t know, It’s Friendster > Multiply > Facebook > MySpace here in Southeast Asia.

[sarcastic song]“I rather have a buffallo take a diarrhea dump on my ear… I rather eat the rotten asshole of a road killed skunk and down it with beer…[/sarcastic song] (lyrics from AVGN)

UPDATE 09/08/2008 2:00PM: Well well well Mr. Cumper, I said I ignored YOUR posts. Whoever said that I’ve ignored my blog’s backlinks and the emails I’ve received? I was receiving several backlinks from Spanky’s blog just like you, mofo.

My my my… you’re losing a lot of brain cells Mr Cumper. First you’ve mistaken my mom as Lalaine in your “Scammers Club” and chose a wrong picture for Karla again in your “Scammers Club”. Now this idiotic reply.

Have your eyes and brain checked okay? :~)

UPDATE 09/10/2008 4:55AM: Actually, this isn’t the first time I received a funny message from Tim Cumper. Last March 27th, he sent me an email posing as Nellie Sabuero,

from: Nellie Sabuero [nelliesab@muchomail.com]
to: jepoy
date: Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 10:42 AM
subject: scandle on him

my name nellie sabuero i hav some infromation on timothy ellis cumper he not who he say he is but i have info you cna use aginst him but be careful he work for governmnt in uk but i have scandle on him rite me dont let him now i rite you plse big plse

I replied to this old geezer with this,

from jepoy
to Nellie Sabuero [nelliesab@muchomail.com]
date Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 9:53 PM
subject Re: scandle on him
mailed-by gmail.com

Oh hai nellie. First of all, where you from? Just curious on how you found my email. Are you using a subspace transponder or a multispatial probe? How were you able to cope up with subspace and submolecular temporal shifts?

Anyway, what kind of infromation do you have on timothy ellis cumper? Is he from the Epsilon Indi System of the transgendered species of Andoria? I have a position on the Klingon High Council so I don’t have to worry if he works for the government or not. I am also using regenerative shieldings and ablative hull armor as our defenses and multi vector assault mode for retaliatory attacks.

I hope to hear from you soon. Just be sure to set your subspace deflector to full power so I could receive your message on time.

And a follow-up email on March 29th since he didn’t replied to my email,

from jepoy
to Nellie Sabuero [nelliesab@muchomail.com]
date Sat, Mar 29, 2008 at 4:10 AM
subject Re: scandle on him
mailed-by gmail.com

hei nellie,

Are you still there? Still alive? I haven’t received any replies from you. If still want to communicate with me, please re-calibrate your main deflector to emit an anti-tachyon burst while sending your message. This will help boost the signal of your sensor array so you could send me those juicy information about Tim.

I will be waiting.

Funny right? :~)

So how did I know it was Tim Cumper? Simple. He was proud to announce in his blogs and forum comments that he is using an email tracking service and this email I received was leaking with nuclear wastes. Look:

X-Originating-IP: [86.135.90.88]
From: Nellie Sabuero [nelliesab@muchomail.com]
To: jepoy
Subject: scandle on him
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Mailer: WhoReadMe v1.0

Originating IP is from BT Central Plus of UK and the X-Mailer is WhoReadMe. WHOREADME. It’s a free email tracking service. LOL. And remember this?

CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE

Who are you trying to fool Mr. Cumper? You don’t need to track my IP. I’m using Destiny Cable Internet for the past 9 years so no need to check my IP. From what I can tell, Ms. Noemi uses 3 ISPs and Mr. Jalbuena is using Globe based on the email exchange we had a few months ago. Besides, you don’t know sh!t about the internet so why bother tracking my IP?

Ahhh… you need the type of computer I’m using and the browser etc.? Well those aren’t top secret information so here they are. I have 3 computers, 2 Windows XP machines (1 HP Pavilion laptop and 1 Intel Desktop) and both using FireFox browser updated with the latest JAVA Runtime Environment, Flash, etc. They’re also VBScript capable, latest CSS versions, highest possible color display, and some other technical stuffs you won’t even understand. And oh, I also have an Apple iBook that has basically the same features of my Windows XP machine.

You happy now? Don’t tell me… you’re hacking your way into my hard drive? Funny old man isn’t he guys?

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What a genius indeed!
Has anyone told that poor old man that the Tim who invented the ‘net was a Berners Lee and NOT a Cumper?

Oh and you can find loads of free documentation on the web about TCP-IP, mail transfer and other useful stuff.

That guy is so messed up that it would take a whole equipe of psych doctors to stop him from doing more harm.

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